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Maybe he can take it apart, but can he put it back together without reprogramming the system?ĭammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a puzzle-solver! If Kirk could defeat the Kobayashi Maru, he can keep his brain active with this mind-boggling metal puzzle, aptly called the Galaxy ($13, £10, AU$17). Doubt he would need the included sky maps, though. Who's to say a guy like Kirk wouldn't miss the years he spent in space? Get him a real telescope - this one ($66, £53, AU$86) is Amazon's best-seller - and he can spend clear nights gazing up at the sight of his greatest adventures. Tell a phone, tell a scope, tell a captain Unbeatable, un-schmeatable: Give Kirk a reminder of his Starfleet Academy days with this license plate holder proclaiming "I beat the Kobayashi Maru," the infamous no-win test Kirk reprogrammed back in his school days. Scotty, with his near-obsessive love of the Enterprise, might find this somehow blasphemous, but we bet Kirk would have no problems with an Enterprise-shaped bottle opener (, $20, £16, AU$26). Space's weirdest knick-knack: Kirk in a Precious Moments figurine. is that Yeoman Rand? And poor Spock seems to have been transformed into the dog. Of course there's a Kirk-related one (Bradford Exchange, $100, £80, AU$130), which features a Kirk lookalike watching himself deal with the Tribbles while accompanied by. Precious Moments figurines are the kitschiest kitsch in any galaxy. Weeds will be afraid to grow in your garden with this Kirk-Gorn garden gnome. ("Next Generation" fans also have gnomes all their own.)
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Kirk doesn't seem like the type who'd ever have settled down to a retirement of gardening and crossword puzzles, but if he did, he should install this garden gnome sculpture ( Think Geek, $25, £20, AU$32) in his yard to remind him of that epic battle with the stylishly clad Gorn.